or </3.

jason:  “omg!! valentine’s day is in one month!  i have to figure out what to do!!”

yes my dear husband.  valentine’s day is in a month.  that’s why i reminded you last month and told you that it was okay for you to not buy me anything for christmas.  AND you have class that night, so i highly doubt we’ll actually do anything.  so if you’d like, we can postpone valentine’s day until… our 3 year wedding anniversary.

which is in two and a half months.

so you don’t need to do anything for valentine’s day.

because you KNOW what i have my eye on and what i fully expect to have in my grubby little hands by march 29th.  (or “there will be no divorce, just an unexplained death,” to quote someone else’s wife.  just kidding.)

🙂

ok go.

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