jason: “omg!! valentine’s day is in one month! i have to figure out what to do!!”
yes my dear husband. valentine’s day is in a month. that’s why i reminded you last month and told you that it was okay for you to not buy me anything for christmas. AND you have class that night, so i highly doubt we’ll actually do anything. so if you’d like, we can postpone valentine’s day until… our 3 year wedding anniversary.
which is in two and a half months.
so you don’t need to do anything for valentine’s day.
because you KNOW what i have my eye on and what i fully expect to have in my grubby little hands by march 29th. (or “there will be no divorce, just an unexplained death,” to quote someone else’s wife. just kidding.)
🙂
ok go.
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